{"id":30,"date":"2006-12-26T11:12:24","date_gmt":"2006-12-26T19:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/?p=30"},"modified":"2007-02-16T16:28:02","modified_gmt":"2007-02-17T00:28:02","slug":"banana-peel-laying-in-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"banana peel, laying in wait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/banana.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"120\" height=\"96\" alt=\"banana peel\" id=\"image29\" src=\"http:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/banana.thumbnail.jpeg\" \/><\/a> i&#8217;ve seen the cartoons of people slipping on banana peels left on the sidewalk, but i don&#8217;t think i&#8217;ve ever seen an actual banana peel on a sidewalk in real life before.  either someone carelessly discarded his trash or he is hoping to get some laughs as an innocent walker goes by&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;ve seen the cartoons of people slipping on banana peels left on the sidewalk, but i don&#8217;t think i&#8217;ve ever seen an actual banana peel on a sidewalk in real life before. either someone carelessly discarded his trash or he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/?p=30\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,16,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-monkeysbananas","category-titter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orgmonkey.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}