it took the parking lot attendants about 20 minutes of jiggling the steering wheel back and forth to inch my red car away from the gold car enough so that i could drive home from campus. we’re not sure how the gold car actually parked less than 2 inches from my car without scratching it (possibilites discussed: dropped from above with a crane, david copperfield made it appear, driver had been on call the last 24 hours and didn’t notice my car was there, etc.). we’re also wondering if he got out of his car through the trunk, since he couldn’t open his driver’s side door. it’s the first week of classes here and people are unusually desperate to find parking, but i never thought i’d see something like this.
There’s always “I park like an idiot”: http://iparklikeanidiot.com/
With stickers to order, to tell the owner in a “subtle” (heh) way about their talents…
thanks for the “i park like an idiot” link. if i put a sticker on each car i saw parking crazily in the parking structure i’m in, i’d probably go broke. but maybe it would be good to have a stash of them for special occasions…